I always wind up doing reports on interesting people.
Take freshmen year, for example. My friend Justine and I had to do a report on Alfred Nobel for our history class. In case you are unaware, Nobel was an extreme pacifist. He created dynamite with the belief that it would end war because of its extremely fatal results. Well, as we know, it didn’t end war…
Nobel also had a horrible love life. The man was rejected by the first woman he proposed to. Then, he returned from her area and became interested in his secretary. At the peak of his attraction, the secretary spontaneously married her ex-boyfriend.
He also read his own obituary. The newspaper inaccurately proclaimed his death. Few people cared.
Poor Nobel.
Our Sophomore year, Justine and I were also thrown together to compile a report on Charles Lindbergh. Now, you may think, “oh, Lindbergh! He’s that great pilot that America loved! What could possibly go wrong in his life?” You naive person. Lindbergh sympathized with the nazi cause. Furthermore, his son was kidnapped in one of the biggest crime cases of the century. The poor boy wound up dying. But don’t be so sympathetic… He had other children. Just not with his wife. Lindbergh had five affairs. And, yes… one was with his secretary.
Currently, I am compiling a report on the Modernist poet T.S. Eliot. Eliot is an interesting fellow, as well. He received a major in English at Harvard, which is all good and well, but then he traveled to England and his life started. The poet married Vivien Haigh-Wood, who had a neurotic illness. They did not tell their parents about the marriage. They wound up being a horrible match, and divorced. Vivien died later at a mental institution. When Eliot’s father died, he died believing his son to be a failure. At the age of 68, Eliot married his 30-year-old SECRETARY. As my friend pointed out, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN HIS DAUGHTER. When she was born, he was already 38 years old. Crazy! But their marriage was much more successful than his first marriage. Each Sunday of their marriage, he wrote a love poem for her.
And he had an obsession with cats.