Dear blog readers,
I believe I have prepared you enough. It is time for you to know my history with animals.
FIRST you must hear tale of the furry frog with ears. Yes. It does exist.
One beautiful summer in the rising sun of 2000, I awoke to a scream. My mother, emerging from the foggy bathroom, had discovered what she described as a “FURRY FROG WITH EARS” on the floor. Eyes wide, but head still cloudy, I peaked out of my room to see what all the fuss was. My dad batted me away–he had just arrived at the scene. Bent double with laughter, he barely managed to quiet my endless questions with “It’s just a bat!” Not a furry frog with ears after all.
But how could a bat get into our sealed-off bathroom? Why would a bat be in our house in the morning? Why wasn’t trying to fly away? WHY WOULD MY MOTHER CALL IT A FURRY FROG WITH EARS?
They never did let me see said bat. My dad captured it in a hole-ridden tub and set it free at a local park. But it has become a running joke to this day. Who could ever mistake a bat for a frog? I mean, perhaps there are some similarities in the mouth area, but honestly? And “Ears”? I think the most prominent feature would be the WINGS.
When frogs fly…
NEXT comes the chipmunk…
Nearly a year later, I sat on the chaise lounge chair in our basement, reading. My mother worked out in our garden (weeding or talking to her plants or something) while my father read the comics upstairs. (My brother didn’t exist at this time.)
Done with her gardening work, my mother opened our side door and entered the house. She soon discovered that an adorable little chipmunk had followed her. Chased down the stairs by her screams, it began to run laps around the chair I had been reading on. I jumped up and stood on the top of the chair, joining my mom in the chorus of screaming. My dad dashed downstairs with a broom, laughing while attempting to get the chipmunk out of the basement. My mom calmed down enough to steer herself next to me and assure me everything would be alright. I replied with “DON’T KILL THE POOR LITTLE CHIPMUNK!!!” Even in my terror, I could not bear to see an animal hurt.
Somehow, my father managed to fight his laughter and nudge the chipmunk all the way through the side door.
A YEAR AGO, we nailed this sweet bird nest to our patio out back. A couple of chickadees moved in to start their family. They were successful, and reared six beautiful baby birds. My family loved watching the birds grow older and take their first flying lessons. We even draped this bird feeder from a nearby maple tree in celebration. We knew that the birds wouldn’t be the only ones snacking on the seeds–squirrels are hungry little creatures, too. But that night, we didn’t get birds or even squirrels. No. We got a RACCOON.
And do you know what raccoons like for dessert? BABY BIRDS.
In the middle of the night, we woke to a terrible symphony of squawking and growling as the mommy and daddy chickadees fought the vicious raccoon to save their baby.
They lost. Our lovely baby birds all died at the paws of a hungry raccoon.
I share all this with you because just yesterday morning my dog killed a rabbit. He did a pretty clean dissection, too, tearing the skin off and all that.
But I’m not one for biology, so the giant bunny wound up in our trash can.
Rest in peace, fellow mammal.
Yours truly,
Miss Tori
P.S.– Gigi: Get better soon!